Hola, gringos. Our pink-lunged, sweet-smelling, quite healthy Tuesday column can be found online at The Mothership.
"GENDER PUZZLE SOLVED?" Many people suffer identity crises at some point in their lives, but then again, most people don't write for an anonymous column. Here at GMLc, we like to think that we've raised identity crisis to the level of fine art, as in "Who am I... today?" We're always a little unsure, but with our Chief Pluffmudder still recovering from a bout with some exotic bug, the column has reverted to its collective past in recent days.
In other words, our main writer is out sick, so a few of us have been pitching in. Different writers, different bloggers, different voices, but still united in the pursuit of our One Noble Mission: Amusing Ourselves.
Apparently, some of you keep track of such things. A Jim Rice from Somewhere in Southern Indiana (and alternately, "a little place on IOP"), writes:
Having been fans of GMLc for several years now, we have often speculated whether you are a man or a woman. Your writing style, choices of subject matter, and general world view are, for lack of a better term, androgynous. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Well, today's column settled all bets. Your hope that "one day GMLc will be the mistress of her domain" was the absolute first time you tipped your hand in at least three years, by our reckoning.
All Seinfeld references aside, you are correct, gentle reader, in deriving the essential feminity of Tuesday's fill-in columnist. We have it on good authority that the author is, in fact, a ravishing and mysterious woman. And we would tell you her name, except the disclosure might damage her career as an A-List supermodel.
But wait. Perhaps we've said too much.
Anyway, can a column be said to have a gender? En Espanol: El GMLc or La GMLc? Apparently this is a big deal in France, too. Further confusing matters, might the print version of GMLc have one gender, while the blog version has another? Is it just us, or does this entire episode sound like it's headed straight for a big tearful hug on Oprah?
We don't know, but we can swear to this: If somebody doesn't cough up the sports section and the remote control, things could get ugly around here fast.
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