The strangers' conversation you are not a part of must not be interrupted by you.
But should you choose to ignore this Absolute Truth (as pluff-mudders at cocktail parties often do), here are some excuses:
"I couldn't help but overhear. It's part of my training. I am Special Agent Haltney Trapp III of the FBI, and you might be the Most Wanted Person I've been tracking."
"I'm from Bhutan. May I practice my English with you nice people?"
"I'm trying to make new friends. Want to go for coffee?"
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